accountants jokes **

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

 

"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?"



"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." 

**Why did God invent economists?
  So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

** What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
The accountant knows he is boring.

** What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

LEIDY ROSERO 4BN